he works all night
and works all day
... cuz he lives in hell...
and hell does that to ya...
cuz it's punishment...
but he's practically king there...
does this rhyme anymore?
"EVIL JACK" JACQUES MUFFERAW
-The Netherworld's Prime "Lumberjack"
(... they aint cuttin' trees down there...)
Flowers literally went through Hell escaping Graves...
-HELL, a Demon Biker Bar on the border of NY and Ontario's Icy Infernal Plain... a very cold place-
where Evil Jack (Nice Jack at the time) frequents for somewhat pleasing bar fights, karaoke, and the deviled eggs...
suprisingly, demons dont like humans in their bars... especially those of the female variety
so for Flowers, one thing led to another... er, drink led to another, THEN a fist led to another
the Demons were beating her good...
but Jack, LIKE HIS ANCESTORS BEFORE HIM, protect all in need
so they ripped, beat, and tore asunder, even after Hell's Franchise owner Big D stepped in, they stood their own
untill... Hell fell
after emerging from the smoldering crater, Ramona, using her advanced seducing techniques, convinced Jack to whisk her away.
no one knows what happend after... but a few days later Jack returned to Hell, to rebuild
with 1 less eye and a new title... of EVIL!
anways, he attacks with a bigass variety of axes, saws, beartraps, chains, lotsa metal, and... 1 Devil Chainsaw dubbed Cephalophorer